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This is why I should never tell anyone anything, especially my manager.
*talking about this guy I like*
John: So... what's his name?
Me: I am not going to tell you that.
John: Why? I just want to help you out. I need to know which guy to talk to for you!
Me: No. I do not need your help, thanks.
John: Oh, come on.
Me: No...
John: ...
Me: If you were to talk to him, what would you say?
John: I'd tell him you're easy and you'll put out.
Me: OH MY GOD!
John: What? You want him to like you, right?
I CAN NOT HAVE HIM FIND OUT WHICH GUY IT IS. I'm 90% sure he really would say that to him.
09.05.10 0
mother fffffffff

My macbook is dead. Dead-dead. Excuse me while I cry myself to sleep. This is just the fucking cherry on top of the shit-tastic week I’m having.

09.01.10 0
I don’t want to put on pants!

I might move out into my own apartment just so that I can walk around in my underwear. Can’t do that here.

08.27.10 0
You were built like a Greek goddess.

— The love of my life.

08.08.10 0
Dreams feel real while we’re in them. It’s only when we wake up that we realize something was actually strange.
07.29.10 0
Why the hell is everyone getting married?!

WTF!

07.25.10 0
Zoom RIP to my favorite poster of all time. I am so sad right now.

RIP to my favorite poster of all time. I am so sad right now.

07.22.10 0
Don’t go breaking my heeeaaaarrrtttttt

— Chris and I karaoke’d this song tonight and it was magical. hahahhaa. Still drunk.

07.13.10 0
Kids Drawings…

cheaperthanacupofjoe:

If you thought scissors were hard to spell, try drawing a pair

07.12.10 150
It’s official!

I’ve moved back to Portland for good.

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07.11.10 0

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This is so frustrating.

07.07.10 0
Zoom
05.21.10 0

“Although several studies have shown that knuckle cracking does not lead to arthritis, what you are doing when you crack your knuckles is basically the same thing as dislocating your shoulder, pulling the bones and cartilage apart to release a gas (called synovial fluid, made mostly of carbon dioxide and some nitrogen) that makes the popping sound.”

weird.

05.16.10 0
ooh. baby.

i can make your bed rock.

05.16.10 0